Monthly Archives: August 2009

Will This Letter ‘boot Her Up?’?


Posted by benny

Sweetheart, I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time, I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just uncompelled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.
With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life.
Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
sd/- Mr. X – Software Engineer – Microsoft.

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Can Anybody Recommend A Photo Editing Software Where I Can Add Peace Signs To A Picture?


Posted by benny

hi i am looking for a photo editing software where i can add peace signs to the photo. please help me. thank you.

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Will This Letter ‘boot Her Up?’?


Posted by benny

Sweetheart, I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time, I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just uncompelled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.
With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life.
Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
sd/- Mr. X – Software Engineer – Microsoft.

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My Computer Is Dying!!! Help Me!!!?


Posted by benny

My computer is infested with spyware, adware, and viruses. I am in desperate need of getting a software that will kill those darn things. It would be awesome if i could download a free one. I have tried to do that, and they all need a registration code and they want between 30 and 200 dollars for them. Do you know of any Antivirus software that is free to download?

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How Do I Burn ‘spyware Doctor’ Onto A Disk? 10 Points Best Answer And Thumbs Up!!?


Posted by benny

ii am totally getting rid of everything on my laptop using system recovery disk and i neeed to keep spyware doctor coz it’s the only anti-virus software i have x
How do i burn it to a disk ? (Spyware doctor) and it will work to install after wont it ? because i dont know how to do it all x
Please help! i dont know how to burn it to a disk!?!?! It will work to install it again after wont it?!

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I Have A Worm Called “trojan” On My Computer…help!!?


Posted by benny

Hello everyone, I turned on my computer today and on the right bottom corner of the screen a red X popped up and it told me I had several virusus and the main one was one called trojan. I clicked on it to fix the problem and redirected me to renew my software since the free antivirus trial was up. So I decided NOT to go through the windows update software and just install the Norton software. Once it was downloaded I checked for any virusus and it said their was and fixed them all. BUT I still have that red X and the message from the windows protection center that I STILL have the virusus. What should I do?? Could it be that I dont have the virus andymore since I cleaned it up with Norton but it just automatically that the windows center come up and they are telling me I still need to download antiviral software cuz they just want me to go through their site?
Please help, Im really worried since this trojan virus is the one that gets your personal info.
Thanks for your answers.

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Can Anyone Recommend Free Or Inexpensive Software For Testing The Reliability Of My Internet Connection?


Posted by benny

My wife and I are both working from home. She works over a VPN connection to her company’s network and frequently experiences delays and dropped connections. I’m looking for a piece of software that can monitor the connection and log any problems. The IT people at her company keep insisting it’s a problem with our wireless router, and I’m convinced it’s her company’s crappy VPN server.

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Dfu Mode On Ipod Touch 2g?


Posted by benny

My iPod Touch 2G is on DFU mode right now. I saw a video explaining how to get it out. It said to hold down the home and power buttons at the same time for 10 seconds, then hold down only the home button while connected to iTunes. My iPod came up as a normal iPod with no description. iTunes said my iPod was in recovery mode. When I tried restoring my iPod, it said it didn’t have the right software and to make sure my iPod is up to date. When I checked for updates, it said my itunes was up date (ver 8.1.1). What should I do?

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I Have A Computer Problem..?


Posted by benny

I think I got a virus because my desktop icons disappeared after a virus warning but my background picture stayed up. My start button and everything disappeared, and I was stuck. I couldn’t restart my computer or turn it off. I unplugged it and when I plugged it back in it would go back to my background picture only. All these virus software popped up. I didn’t know what to do so I ran a Full Recovery on It instead of takin it to the Geek Squad because Im broke.. It brought everything back to factory settings. It seems fixed but connecting to the internet is a lot slower (Road Runner). The main problem is my Desktop Icons “itunes” and “nero” don’t work. They say itunes “needs to be installed” error and Nero says its corrupt. How can I get my itunes library back? I had a lot of songs. When I plug my Ipod into it, nothing happens like it used to. Also my Print Shop shortcut won’t work because it say’s can’t configure. These 3 icons i use a lot, now they’re gone..Any help?

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