Monthly Archives: July 2009

Does Anybody Know A Free Software By Which I Can Analyse Captured Pictures Of Dna Gel Electrophoresis?


Posted by benny

I need a free software by which I can mark, analyse and quantify captured images of agarose gel electrophoresis of DNA.

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I Need Serious Help With My Iphone?


Posted by benny

So I Put my Iphone In Recovery Mode. And Conected it to Itunes to restore it so It First Deleted All My data and The iphone Software but when it was trying to install the Iphone software over it said an unknow error has ocurred and every time i boot up my itunes its stuck in recovery mode i tried everything and when i connect it ti itunes again it gives me and error code

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Loud Beeping, And I Cant Recover Windows, Can Anyone Help?


Posted by benny

So my HP DV2000 laptop had been malfunctioning and decided that it might just be better to back up my drive and recover it using the HP windows XP recovery DVDs. However, when i tried turning the computer back on it started making this horrible loud continuously beeping noise, so i had to turn it off. I finally was able to turn it back and in the midst of all the beeping hit my F11 key to start the recovery DVDs. I ran the DVDs and when i restarted my comp i had the same beeping it eventually stopped and started running through the usual recovery process where it reinstalls windows and all the original software, but then went back to black screen and started beeping again. I have tried running the recovery DVDs 3 times now and everytime it will do the usual 2 hours of recovery start running windows and installing software, and then when it restarts, the horrible beeping starts again. Can anyone help?? i have had so many problems with this laptop. While it was still underwarranty i had my motherboard replaced this past june (after many months of HPs horrible customer service) so im hoping its something more easy to fix since its no longer under warranty, can anyone help me PLEASE!

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What Is The Best Free Software To Make A Website And How Do I Get The Site On The Internet?


Posted by benny

Currently, i use Publisher and I’m definitely not satisfied at all. Can i get a free software for making websites that’s better than Publisher? Also, how can i get these HTML files on the internet. Yeah, i know: “hosting” but i have signed for a host (payed) and i don’t know how to upload files correctly. Please help, thank you.

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“christianity For Geeks”?


Posted by benny

God programmed the world in 6 days with no debugging, then he slept for a day. He created the ADAM program, from which he spawned the EVE program.
However, a virus lurked in the system and corrupted EVE who subsequently accessed a forbidden file. ADAM was corrupted because of the I/O links with EVE.
God removed all privileges from the ADAM and EVE programs and moved them to main memory. ADAM and EVE spawned a lot of child processes. Eventually this got out of hand and God purged the RAM with a great flood of zeros, leaving only a few child processes running protected by the Automated Recovery Console, or ARC.
Again the software ran out of control. This time God had a patch JESUS ready, so he ran it. The rogue spyware infection ROMANS eventually terminated the JESUS process, but not before it could touch several other processes which continued to apply the JESUS patch.
Some processes calculate that there will be a Great Reboot soon. Now we know JESUS saves, but does God do backups?

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